God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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