I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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