That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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