You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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