My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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