Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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