It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So many bounce houses so little time
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
last night I used snow as a chaser
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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