Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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