In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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