If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
After tacos, we're chasing women.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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