I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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