It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
MIDGETS
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BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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