For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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