I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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