Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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