AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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