Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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