bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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