Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
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