Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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