You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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