I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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