There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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