It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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