doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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