is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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