They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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