I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
