The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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