she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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