Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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