well most of my day revolves around power hour
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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