Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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