some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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