You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Randomize
