I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
he high fived his dick after we had sex
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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