wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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