just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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