playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
