so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
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