can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
