i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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