I swear she didn't look like that last week.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
