then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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