sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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