I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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