I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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