You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
