Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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