I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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