thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
God I need to hump something, right now.
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