i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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