I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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