Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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